Israeli Trickery - Really?

( With thanks to Hillel Fuld )

Did you know that along with innovation, Israel also excels at magic? You didn’t know?

Here are some of Israel’s best tricks.

(For those who might have any doubts, the below is said with extreme sarcasm.)

Let’s start from the most recent and work our way back:

- Israel managed to send in millions of tons of food and still starve Gaza.

- Israel managed to carry out the only genocide in history in which the population of the victim grew.

- Israel managed to rule the world even though it’s a country the size of a fingernail.

- Israel managed to “Steal American tax money” even though America, including the US ambassador, says openly that in the relationship between the US and Israel, the US is on the receiving end.

- Israel managed to somehow occupy a land that it left and handed over to the enemy.

- Israel managed to get attacked by multiple countries countless times and still be considered the aggressor.

- Israel managed to be an apartheid state that offers equal rights (and then some) to the victims of said apartheid.

- Israel managed to carry out the only starvation in history that only affects kids and no adults.

- Israel managed to drop flyers warning civilian populations of impending attacks and still “kill indiscriminately.”

- Israel was somehow invaded, its people murdered, raped, and abducted, all of which was live streamed, and then its accused of starting the war.

- Israel managed to become the first sovereign nation that so many people think doesn’t have a right to exist.

- Israel managed to agree many times to a peace offer including massive concessions and still somehow be responsible for no peace in the region.

- Israel managed to launch a military operation to save innocent people (Hostages in Gaza and Druze in Syria) from mass execution and still be the one responsible for innocent deaths.”

The list goes on and on but you get the point.

There is one standard for the whole world and another standard for the only Jewish state.

Now why would that be?